I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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