We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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