So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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