"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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