do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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