No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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