i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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