Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Acid is not a monday night drug
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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