Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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