we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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