smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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