How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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