do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Success! We fucked roommates!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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