Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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