Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
