One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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