maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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