at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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