he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize