I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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