Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
wow bdsm is so cute
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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