what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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