I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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