I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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