I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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