No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
don't judge my taste in strippers
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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