i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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