You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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