you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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