Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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