she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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