found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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