My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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