I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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