just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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