I wish you could order shots online.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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