I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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