Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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