Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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