I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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