Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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