That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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