when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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