any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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