Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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