why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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