I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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