I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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