i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I smell like Dick and happiness
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
