I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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