I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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