Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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