I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
