I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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