I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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