S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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